Warning: explicit language
Today, I share my view of the events of the past week in Paris and Syria, as I present a metaphor and its literal interpretation.
How to Accelerate the Spread of Terrorism: Visceral metaphorical depiction of a five-step cyclical formula
- unprovoked stink eye
- vampiristic blood bath
- sphincter contraction
- aimed anal expulsion
- exponential eye stink
How to Accelerate the Spread of Terrorism: Literal interpretation of the metaphorical depiction
- terrorist plot
- terrorist attack, death and destruction
- unthinking reactions and impulses
- immediate emotional counter-attack
- accelerated terrorist recruitment
Somewhere toward the end of step 3, the missing ingredient that would alter the formula for better outcomes:
Self-check – a self-controlled evaluation, dialogue, and action plan to counter terrorism, rather than fuel it.
Fighting fire only with fire just makes everyone burn–both figuratively and literally. Hell is Syria for its citizens; suddenly making it hotter there to put on a show of force that appeases French nationalists won’t save Syria, France, or the West. And freezing Syrian refugees out of peace and freedom overseas won’t prevent terrorism. You can’t reason with terrorists, but you can choose to embrace your own rational capacity.
It’s never too early after a tragedy to start using your brain as a guide instead of your asshole as a weapon. Otherwise, we all just end up covered in blood and shit.